"FUNNY NAMES" joke

What is a Sikh scuba diver called? Jal-A ndhar-Singh.
What is history of Punjab called? Sarson-Da-Saga.
What would Punjabi International Airlines be called? Kitthe Pacific.
What would Punjabi National Airlines be named? lithe Pacific.
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.
What is a Sindhi lawyer called? Case-wani.
What is a Sindhi lawyer chasing a case called? Purse- wani.
What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th floor called? Marjani.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee? Million Iyer.