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Santa Singh Applied For An Engineering Position At Deman Construction Office In Amritsar. Reddy From Chennai Applied For The Same Job And Both
Applicants Having The Same Qualifications Were Asked To Take A Test By The Department Manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon Completion Of The Test, The Results Showed That Both Men Only Missed One Of The Questions. The Manager Went To Santa And Said, "Thank You For Your Interest, But We've Decided To Give The Job To Reddy". Santa: And Why Would You Be Doing That? We Both Got 9 Questions Correct. This Being Punjab I Should Get The Job!" Manager: "We Have Made Our Decision Not On The Correct Answers, But On The One Question That You Got Wrong. "Santa: "And Just How Would One Incorrect Answer Be Better Than The Other?" Manager: "Simple, For The Question That Both Of You Got Wrong, Reddy Put Down' I Don't Know' As The Answer. And You Wrote' Neither Do I'!"
The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER Sardar asks for help from general public 4) Which of these was King George VI first name? A) EDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANOEL Sardar asks for lucky cards 5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal: A) CANARY BIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT Sardar gives up. If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below: 1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453 2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador 3) The October revolution is celebrated in November 4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name. 5) more...
Once An American Called Santa To America. When Santa Arrived At America, The American Took Him To A Deep Jungle. They Both Dug 200m Below The Ground. They Found A Wire. American: See, Our Ancient People Also Used Telephones. Santa Felt Bad So He Called The American To India. When The American Arrived, They Both Went To The Jungle. They Dug 500m Below The Ground But Found No Wire. Santa: Our Ancient People Used Cellphones!!
Road To Station Sardarji Praising His Son Who Is A Civil Engineer, Who Just Laid A Road Near His House. "Wow! This Is Terrific! Look At The Job He Has Done! The Distance From My House To The Railway Station Is The Same As The Railway Station To My House!!!!!!!!"
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10. 00
Once Santa And Banta Were Boasting About Their Grand Fathers- Santa: Do You Know The Suez Canal? Banta: Yes. Santa: Well.... My Grand Father Dug It. Banta: That Is Nothing. Do You Know The Dead Sea. Santa: Yes. Banta: Well... My Grand Father Killed It!