Punjabi Jokes / Recent Jokes
In A Party One Of Zail Singh's Friends Asked Him How Many Chappathis He Could Eat In An Empty Stomach. Zail Replied "Seven". Then His Friend Told Him "When U Eat The First Chappathi Your Stomach Is No Longer Empty. Then How Can U Eat Seven? ?". Zail Was Impressed By This Tricky Question. So As Soon As He Went Back Home He Asked His Wife " How Many Chappathis Can You Eat In An Empty Stomach? ?".
She Replied "Five". Then Zail Told " Shit!! If Only You Had Told Seven I Had A Nice Reply For It"
Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister
One day many sardars moving thru a road in Punjab by carrying a deadbody of a sardar, but with lot of celebration, singing bella bella, and with music band etc.. so a non sardarji asked one sardar why you are celebrating so much, instead you must be sad bcoz one of your brother is dead. so sardarji replied, no no no, we must celebrate this at our best, bcoz this is the first time a sardar is dead due to BRAIN TUMOR. and saying that he start dancing, singing bella bella
Santa: Since Last Month Your Wife Has Been Riding To Reduce Her Weight. Has Anything Happened? Banta(Unhappily): Yes The Weight Of The Horse Reduced By 10 Kgs.
Santa in Circle
Santa Singh was driving his Mercedes at a furious pace and suddenly hits the car ahead, a Maruti, and both come to a complete halt.
The Maruti's driver, Banta Singh is furious. He steps out of his car and moves towards Santa. He makes a circle on the road and asks Santa to stand inside it and dares him to step out of it. He pulls out a rod and breaks the bonnet of the Mercedes.
He looks back at Santa and finds him laughing cunningly. This makes him even more furious and goes about breaking all the windows of the expensive car. Again looking back he finds Santa laughing! His anger peaking, Banta smashes whatever part of the Mercedes he can lay hands on. Yet again Santa is found smiling.
Frustated and tired, Banta finally asks Santa Singh, "What's the matter with you? I have completely torn apart your car and you continue to smile, what's wrong with you?"
Santa replies, "Well, you didn't know... you see, everytime you turned to more...
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
Ik din kuch punjabi gabroo kothe te chad ke galee di andi-jandi kudia nu ched de paye san. Jadoo ik garm mijaj di kudi de naal unnahe ne a harkat kiti te oh gusse vich bole "chappal la ke utey aawa"?
Eha sune ke ik gabroo bolya "koei gal nahi chappal payee-payee ajaao. Utey keda paath ho raya hai".