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Once Santa Singh Entered A Cybercafe To Check His Mails. It Was Crowded So He Had To Wait. As He Waited He Saw A Man Checking His Mails. He Stood Behind Him And Watched. The Man Typed His Password And Was Waiting When Santa Singh Cried Out'Yes Yes I Know Your Password. I Can Read Your Mails Now.
"Surprised The Man Asked "Oh Yeah, Tell Me What Is It".
Santa Singh Replied " Five Stars."

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

A Teacher was lecturing on Population Explosion - "In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid."
Santa stood up and said - "we must find & stop her!".

Dumbo: Standing In The Field During The Rain With An Umbrella Having A Hole In It. Morron: Why Are You Standing With An Umbrella With A Hole In It?
Dumbo: So That I Can Know That The Rain Has Stopped.

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

Santa - "why are all these people running?" Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

Santa's Left Hand Was In Plaster. Banta Thought That He Should Say Something To Santa. So He Said,"Good Thing It Was Your Left Hand Otherwise It Would Be Difficult If It Was Your Right Hand"
Santa Said, " Yeah, I Saw My Right Hand Going In The Machine So I Pulled It Out And I Put My Left Hand In It!