Punjabi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Santa: I Tried Your Number So Many Times, It Always Said' Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nahi Pape, It's My Hello Tune!

Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife,' I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!

19 Sardars went to watch a film.
On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...

Once A Passer By Saw Banta And Santa Looking With Binoculars From A Distance At A Marriage Ceremony. So, He Asked Them What They Were Doing. Santa Replies " Oye Yaar, Dekh Nahi Sakte Shadi Ho Rahi Hai."
The Passerby Said, " Why Are U Standing Here?".
Banta Replied" Arrey Bhai, Door Ke Rishtidar Hai".

Sardars son was filling application form. in form it was asked about mother tounge. son asked dad wat shld i write here?
dad says write VERY LONG.

an east indian was going in to a plane with is own food with him. a guy said what his this he said a punjabi container then it was lunch time so he was eating the guy asked what his this he said punjabi bread than he said wat is this he said punjabi daal then the guy asked again what is this he said it is punjabi yogurt then after awhile the east indian fated and the guy said wat is this the east indian said this is Air India

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"