Puppies Jokes / Recent Jokes
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning when she came across a little boy who had a box of newborn puppies. After stopping and introducing herself, Hillary asked the little boy what kind of puppies they were.
"They're Democrats," the little boy replied.
Hillary was very pleased to hear this and when she got home she told her husband what had happened.
A week or so later, Bill was out jogging and came across a little boy carrying a box puppies. Recalling what Hillary had told him, Bill went up to the little boy and asked, "Are these the puppies you showed my wife Hillary a week or so ago?"
"Yes, they are," answered the boy. "They're Republicans."
Surprised by the answer, Bill inquired, "I thought you had told my wife they were Democrats?"
"Yes, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open!"
Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?
A: Wet noses.
A man and his son were walking down the street one day. They saw two dogs having sex in a yard.
The son asked his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Thinking fast, the father said, "Well, son, they are making puppies."
Every thing was okay for a couple of days. Then, one afternoon, the father was making love to his wife when the son walked in.
The son asked, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
Thinking fast, the father said, "We're making you a baby brother."
The son thought for a moment, then said, "Well, roll her over, daddy, I'd rather have a puppy!"
A MOTHER AND HER FIVE YEAR OLD SON ARE ON THEIR WAY HOME FROM DAYCARE WHEN THE CHILD SEES TWO DOGS IN A FIELD SCREWING. PUZZLED, THE CHILD ASKS THE MOM WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
THE MOM NOT SURE HOW TO ANSWER SAYS THEY ARE BUSY MAKING PUPPIES.
LATER THAT EVENING WHEN EVERYONE IS IN BED MOM AND DAD ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING SEX. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE YOUNG BOY WALKS IN.
DADDY, HE SAYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL SON HE SAID, YOUR MOM AND I HAVE DECIDED ITS TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER.
THE BOY STARTS CRYING AND SAYS, NO DADDY, TURN MOMMY OVER, I'D RATHER HAVE A PUPPY!
Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning, when he came to an apartment complex.
Sitting outside on the steps was a cute little girl with a big box.
As Bill jogged closer, he could see that the box was full of adorable puppies.
He went to the little girl and said "Awww...those are the cutest puppies"
The little girl said "These aren't puppies. I call them Democrats."
Bill thought this was really sweet and said "Well, that's so sweet!"
A few days later, Hillary was jogging with Bill when they came to the same building with the little girl outside.
The girl was still there with the box. Bill nudged Hillary and said "Watch this."
He asked the little girl, "What have you got there? Puppies?"
The little girl shook her head and said "No, not puppies, I call them Republicans."
Bill was shocked. He said "But I thought you said they were Democrats???"
The little girl said more...
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A man and his son were walking through the park one day, when they saw two dogs having sex.
"Daddy, what are they doing?" the young boy asked his father.
Thinking fast, the father said, "Well, son, they're making puppies."
Everything was fine for a few days. Then, one afternoon, the father was making love to his wife when their son walked in on them.
"Daddy, what are you doing?" he asked.
Thinking fast, the father said, "We're making you a baby brother."
The son thought for a moment, then said, "Well, roll her over, Daddy, I'd much rather have a puppy!"