Purple Jokes / Recent Jokes
(Passing requires 4 correct answers...)
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Quiz Answers:
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get catgut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's more...
"Barney gets a boner"
"Barney's night with Madonna"
"Barney, Beavis & Butthead"
"Jurassic Barney"
"Barney talks to the authorities about missing children"
"Barney gets the lab results on those green spots"
"Barney buys a rubber"
"Barney barbeques the backyard gang"
"Picking up the dino-doo"
"Bopping baby bop"
"Barney's favorite sailor songs"
"Barney comes out of the closet"
"Barney meets Godzilla"
"Barney on a bender"
"Barney has needs..."
"Barney at Betty Ford"
"Barney admits eating all the adults"
"Barney's big purple one"
"Barney buys a blow-up doll"
NOTE: No one assumes responsibility for this drivel and we're not even sure where it came from (rumors are that it was left on our doorstep by a large yellow bird, who ran more...
A just-married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband left, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off. The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sell condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality does he want. "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. While the husband was out, a black Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabs the thief and happily screwing away. The wife more...
Okay so theres this kid, right? and for school he had to write a report on something so he wrote his on purple flowers. The next day, his teacher asks him what he wrote his report on and hes like, ”purple flowers” and she’s like, ” Thats horrible your expelled! ” so he comes home and his dads like, ”what did u get expelled for? ” and hes like” i wrote areport on purple flowers” and his dads like “oh my god you cant live here anymore” so anywho, he goes to this orphanage and stays there for a while until they’re like “what did u do to get kicked out, man? ” and hes like”i wrote a report on purple flowers” and theyre like” erg thats horrible you cant stay here” and so he goes to this hindu dude and hes like” go to hinduville and go see the wise one at the top of the hill” so he goes to see the wise one at the top of the hill in Hinduville and the wise ones like” you will find your answer at the bottom of the hill across the street” so he more...