Putha Jokes

One day a little boy approched his teacher and asked " miss mama hujja karala ennatha" and this clever teacher handled the situation very carefully and told the boy that its not a good language. and turned to other small kids in her classroom and said" Puthala Duwala kiyanna honda wachanayak, me Putha kiyaapu wachane wenuwata"
For that there were several responses from several little kids and the last one kid said " Mama sinduwak kiyannatha" Teacher answered "anna eka hondai putha. Puthala Duwala meeta passe magen ahanna sinduwak kiyala ennatha kiyala" and the matter was solved.
One day one little kid in that class who used to sleep on the bed with the parents on the sides wanted to urinate and woke up his father and wispered "mama sinduwak kiyannatha"
For that father got so annoyed " pissutha lamayo than keeyada welawa me welawe sindu kiyanne naha"
After ten miniutes the kids got unbearable and woke up more...

One day Senaka invited his mother over to dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the new housemaid was. She started to wonder if there was more between Senaka and the housemaid that met her eye.

About a week later, the housemaid came to Senaka and said "ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the Polkatu handa. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Senaka said "well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote.

Dear Amma,
I'm not saying that you took a Polkatu handa from my house, and I'm not saying you didn't take a handa, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Senaka Putha.

Several days later, Senaka received a letter from his mother, which said,

Dear Putha,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with your housemaid, and I'm not saying more...

A young boy went to buy bread at Soma Akka's shop. Soma akka is well known for cheating and she got the young boy infront of her. So Soma akka decided to cheat him. She said, putha, appi ottuwak allamu. if you say correct answer, I will give the bread for free of charge. But if you failed, I will charge the cost of Rs 10. 00 and will not give the bread.
Young guy was wondering and agreed. He said, I agree and what is the question. Soma akka asked the young guy, can you tell me exactly where is my p... y? Young guy was laughing and thought he can win and get the bread for free of charge. he said, it is in your front side. Soma akka was laughing and turned around and shown her back by bending half. Young guy was upset and he was able to see her p... y.
He lost his 10. 00 and went back to the house. Mother asked, putha where is the bread. Young guy said, he lost the money on his way to the shop. And the next day morning again mother asked, putha go and bring bread from the more...

In Sri Lanka we have this MP from Hali Ela, (presently minister of Justice and Buddha Sasana) W J M Lokubandara, who Sinhalised his initials to match whatever names he has, so now he is Wee Ja Moo Lokubandara. He had this programme in schools also to doctor initials.

WeeJayMoo once had gone to a school armed with overhead projector OHP) etc, dislodged lady teacher and asked students thier names. Here is a conversation that he had,

Wee Jee Moo: " oyage nama kiyanna".
Kid: "Mama L. B. Ratnayake".

Wee Jee Moo: "putha L. B. kiyanne mokak-da".
Kid: "Loku Banda".

Wee Jee Moo: "Meeta passay oya L. B. Ratnayake nemey, oya LoBa Ratnayake".

He asked another student
Wee Ja Moo: Putha kiyanna oyage sam-poorna nama
Kid: mage name PUlasthi Kankanamge Kapila Lucas Fernando
Wee Ja Moo: putha, ada indala oyage nama. Pu Ka KaLu Fernando
Another Kid: Sir mage nama K. N more...