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One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box." "Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde. "Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes."

His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago.
When asked why he was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasn't much of an accomplishment.
"Ah, but you're wrong. I did it in record time." When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. Again, they told him that wasn't that great.
"Oh yeah?" said the commander in chief, "Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!"

There was a blonde, and she called her boyfriend one afternoon.
"
I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle, and I need help. Can you come over?"
"
Well what do you have to make?"
he asked. The blonde looked at the box and said,
"
A tiger."
she answered. So her boyfriend agreed to come over.
When he got there, she showed him the puzzle.
"
Well first of all you need to relax and sit down. Then you can help me pick up the Frosted Flake pieces."
he said.

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?"
The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger."
"Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Two Sardar Walk Into A Bar, Each Orders A Drink. They Go And Sit Down And Start Toasting And Cheering, “51 Days! 51 Days!! ” About Five Minutes Later, Another Sardar Walks In, Orders A Drink, And Joins The Other Two In The Cheering. Finally, Another Sardar Walks In With What Looks Like A Picture. He Puts The Picture Thing In The Middle Of The Table, And Starts Cheering With The Others, “51 Days! 51 Days!! The Bartender Starts Too Get Really Curious, So He Walks Over To Discover That The Picture Is A Puzzle. He Walks Over To One Of The Sardar And Asks, “What On Earth Are You Doing?? ”"Well, ” The Sardar Says, “Everyone Thinks Sardar Are So Stupid, So We Proved Them Wrong. On The Box Of This Puzzle, It Says 2-4 Years, But We Finished It In Only 51 Days!!!

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it. ”
Her friend asks “What’s the puzzle supposed to look like? ”
The blonde says “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger. ”
So, the blonde’s friend figures that he’s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says:
“First, no matter what I do, I’m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. ”
“Second, I’d advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box! ”