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The Doctor was puzzled "Im very sorry but I cant diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Dont worry about it Dr. Kelley, Ill come back when youre sober."

With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield whenwe made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.", She explained. The Mother Indian paused for a moment thenasked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of our launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally, there was an Indian scientist who offered to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.
"Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
"Bring it back to vertical position" the Indian said. The engineers did.
"Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space!
Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do. He replied -
"It is very simple. This is what we always do with more...

What`s wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled."
"I can`t figure out exactly what`s wrong with you. I think it`s the result of heavy drinking."
"Well then, I`ll just come back when you`re sober."

Amazing Geanie
This man walks into a bar with an old shopping bag in hand. He sets the bag on top of the bar and
pulls up his stool. The bartender comes over and asks what he'll have to swill. As he states his
preference, something in the bag is moving around shaking the paper bag. The bartender gives a
puzzled look but proceeds to the tap. As he's filling the mug, he looks at the bag again and sees that
something is still moving around in the bag. He brings the beer over and places it in front of the man.
His curiosity gets the best of him and he asks the man what he's got in the bag. The man reaches
into the bag and pulls out a little piano and sets it on the bar... the bartender looks intently at the
piano as the man again reaches into the bag... pulling out a small piano bench. He places the bench
in front of the piano and again reaches into the bag pulling out a foot tall man. The man sits at the
piano and begins playing.
The more...

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important
space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and
double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of our launch, something seemed
to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never
took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were
puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally, there was an Sardar who offered
to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and
agreed to do anything.
"Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the
Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
"Bring it back to vertical position" the Sardar said.
The engineers did.
"Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the
rocket took off and flew into outer space!
Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew
what to do. He replied more...

In a small town there existed a jokes club. They met once a week and told each
other jokes. It turned out that the same jokes were repeated on and on. In order
to be able to tell more jokes in an evening the club decided to give a number to
each joke. The members had to learn the numbers and so they only had to tell the
number of the joke.
One day a visitor was invited to join a session.
Somebody shouted, "94!" Twenty seconds of laughter followed.
"123!" Ten seconds of laughter.
"74!" Twelve seconds of laughter.
And so on it went all the evening. The visitor was somehow puzzled. At some
point he decided also to shout a number, "365!" There followed more than five
minutes of laughter. The visitor was even more puzzled.
After the audience came back to silence, he asked the man next to him, "Why were
you laughing such a long time?"
The man answered, "It was the first time we more...