Python Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Python!
Python who?
Python with your pocket money!

What's a python's favourite pop group? Squeeze!

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer!

Why did the python do national service? He was coiled up!