Qualities Jokes

Joey was a great guy with wonderful qualities except for unbelievably stinky feet. Sharon was a fabulous gal with everything going for her except her terrible breath. Because of these qualities neither dared to date anyone. When they met, however, they knew they were right for each other. As the relationship grew neither could reveal their embarrassing features to each other. When Joey wanted to kiss her, Sharon would decline. Sharon would want to take long walks on the beach but Joey would refuse. Later they decided to get married and in their hotel room the moment that comes to all newlyweds had arrived. Sharon decided to reveal her secret and said’ “Joey there is something I must tell you. I…” and Joey interrupted, “I know, you ate my socks”

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband

Brave
Intelligent
Gentle
Polite
Energetic
Nutty
Industrious
Sensitive

And if all else fails, well. .. read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!