Questioner Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once, Banta Singh Went For An Interview.

Questioner: Give Me The Opposites.

Banta Singh: Ok.

Questioner: Made In India.

Banta Singh: Destroyed In Pakistan.

Questioner: Good, You Are Selected.

Banta Singh: Bad, I Am Not Selected.

Questioner: Don't Speak Too Much Or I Will Cut Your Points.

Banta Singh: Speak Less Or You Will Cut My Points.

Questioner: You Are Dismissed.

Banta Singh: I Am Selected!!

Questioner:!!!!

A survey on sexual habits was being carried out by a popular newspaper and one questioner stopped an elderly Italian gentleman in the street who was wearing a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual intercourse.
"Oh, about half a dozen times a year", said the gentleman. The questioner smiled.
"I thought you Italians were supposed to be sexy!" she said.
"We are," said the gentleman. "But, I don't think half a dozen times a year is so bad for a seventy-two year old priest with no car"