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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"
The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, then points to her left breast, then points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, the man has no clue on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the friggin' hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH".

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Honey... where is the rake?"
She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, "What?" and the man repeats his gestures.
"EYE KNEE - THE RAKE" The wife replies that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the friggin' hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE - LEFT IT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'
She replies by shaking her head like she can't hear. So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.
She replies by; pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast slaps her ass, then rubs her crotch.
He runs up stairs and says, 'What?'
She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'

there was a man and a woman doing gardening in there garden and the woman got so dirty she had to take a shower. The man walked upstairs and went into the bathroom and shouted "I need the rake" the woman pulled her hand up to her ear as if to say what. he pointed to his eye and said eye he then pointed to his knee and said need the and make a movemont of a rake and said rake. the woman pointed to her eye she then grabbed her left tit she grabbed her bum cheek and then rubbed her fanny after she said i leftit behind the bush !!! LOL

A man named Jim was trying to have a yard sale and he was cleaning the front yard but he couldn't find the rake so he motioned to his wife who was upstairs about to get into the shower. He calls out 'Where is the rake?' She says 'What!' so he points to his eye (I) hits his knee (need) then he makes raking motions she replies by pointing at her eye then grabbing her left breast then she slaps her ass, then rubs her crotch. He immediately runs into his house up the stairs and before he can open his mouth his wife says 'eye left tit behind the bush'.