Rao Jokes

It was a summer night. Mr and Mrs Rao were having dinner. Suddenly there was a power failure. Mrs. Rao lit a candle and they continued with their dinner. Mr Rao finished his meal and saw his wife perspiring. He got up. She looked at him enquiringly.
'I will switch on the fan, dear!', he said.
'What! You want me to eat in the dark?', she cried.
'Why?', he asked.
'Don't you have any common sense? If you switch on the fan, won't it blow out the candle?', she retorted.

TWO slogans written under huge billboards, lauding the achievements of the Congress government led by Narasimha Rao caught the eyes of passers-by:
Narashima Rao sarkar ka vaada
Baaten kam, kaam ziyaada. (Narasimha Rao's government's pledge
Less talk and more work.)
Under it somebody had written:
Narasimha Rao sarkar ka vaada
Baaten kam, Scam ziyaada! (Narasimha Rao's government's pledge Less talk, more scams!)

Narasimha Rao, Mulayam Singh Yadav and Laloo Yadav died
and reach hell. All 3 of them desperately feel like
talking to their family members.
So, when Yamaraj asks them for one last wish they say
that they would want to make a phone call to their
respective houses. Yamaraj says,
`OK, but you will be charged at international rates for
the phone call!`.
Next they make a phone call each and are then given
their bill. Narasimha Rao`s bill will read Rs. 50, 000,
Mulayam Singh`s, Rs. 45, 000 and Laloo`s bill Rs. 1. 50.
Narasimha Rao and Mulayam Singh are pretty upset and
think this is unfair,
`How could you charge him just Rs. 1. 50?`.
Yamaraj replies,
`That`s because from hell to Bihar,
it`s only a local call.`