Narasimha Jokes

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    TWO slogans written under huge billboards, lauding the achievements of the Congress government led by Narasimha Rao caught the eyes of passers-by:
    Narashima Rao sarkar ka vaada
    Baaten kam, kaam ziyaada. (Narasimha Rao's government's pledge
    Less talk and more work.)
    Under it somebody had written:
    Narasimha Rao sarkar ka vaada
    Baaten kam, Scam ziyaada! (Narasimha Rao's government's pledge Less talk, more scams!)

    Narasimha Rao, Mulayam Singh Yadav and Laloo Yadav died
    and reach hell. All 3 of them desperately feel like
    talking to their family members.
    So, when Yamaraj asks them for one last wish they say
    that they would want to make a phone call to their
    respective houses. Yamaraj says,
    `OK, but you will be charged at international rates for
    the phone call!`.
    Next they make a phone call each and are then given
    their bill. Narasimha Rao`s bill will read Rs. 50, 000,
    Mulayam Singh`s, Rs. 45, 000 and Laloo`s bill Rs. 1. 50.
    Narasimha Rao and Mulayam Singh are pretty upset and
    think this is unfair,
    `How could you charge him just Rs. 1. 50?`.
    Yamaraj replies,
    `That`s because from hell to Bihar,
    it`s only a local call.`

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