Narasimha Jokes / Recent Jokes

TWO slogans written under huge billboards, lauding the achievements of the Congress government led by Narasimha Rao caught the eyes of passers-by:
Narashima Rao sarkar ka vaada
Baaten kam, kaam ziyaada. (Narasimha Rao's government's pledge
Less talk and more work.)
Under it somebody had written:
Narasimha Rao sarkar ka vaada
Baaten kam, Scam ziyaada! (Narasimha Rao's government's pledge Less talk, more scams!)

Narasimha Rao, Mulayam Singh Yadav and Laloo Yadav died
and reach hell. All 3 of them desperately feel like
talking to their family members.
So, when Yamaraj asks them for one last wish they say
that they would want to make a phone call to their
respective houses. Yamaraj says,
`OK, but you will be charged at international rates for
the phone call!`.
Next they make a phone call each and are then given
their bill. Narasimha Rao`s bill will read Rs. 50, 000,
Mulayam Singh`s, Rs. 45, 000 and Laloo`s bill Rs. 1. 50.
Narasimha Rao and Mulayam Singh are pretty upset and
think this is unfair,
`How could you charge him just Rs. 1. 50?`.
Yamaraj replies,
`That`s because from hell to Bihar,
it`s only a local call.`