Raquel Jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross Raquel Welch and Santa Claus?
A: A thank you card from Santa.

Raquel Welch, Dolly Parton and Princess Di all die on the same day. Raquel gets to heaven first and St. Peter says to her, "So why should I let you in through the Pearly Gates?" She smiles, takes off her shirt and waves her boobs around and he says, "Oh. . . I see. OK, you're in."
Dolly shows up next and St. Peter asks the same question. So she takes off her shirt, waves her boobs around and he says, "Oh yes, you may go in, too."
Finally, Princess Di arrives and St. Peter asks the same question to her. Instead of taking off her shirt, though, she reaches into her bag and pulls out a douche. "Wait a minute!" St. Peter exclaims. "What are you doing? I can't let you in with that!"
"I'm sorry," Di says. "But where I come from a Royal Flush always beats two pair."