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A group of very attractive young female city employees discovered they could nicely supplement their income by moonlighting as call girls. One of the girls discovered she was more successful as a blonde after having her hair bleached. She convinced the others that the old saying, "Blondes have more fun," is true. The ladies became so popular that they were able to charge exorbitant rates.
They even charged their taxi fares to the Johns they served. When hard times hit and the market got soft, they needed a bigger come-on. Some of them understood the economic law of supply and demand, so decided to lower their rates. They decided not to include taxi fares in the fees they charged their customers.
They have become known as: The taxi-free municipal blondes.

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.
"Fifty dollars for three questions, " replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?" Lawyer
A man walked into a lawyer's office and... "A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"

A man entered a lawyer's office and inquired about his rates.
"One hundred dollars for three questions," replied the lawyer.
"Goodness, isn't that awfully steep?" the man asked.
"Yes," replied the lawyer. "Now, what was your third question?"

A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked about the lawyer's rates. " $50. 00 for three questions ", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. " Yes," the lawyer replied," and what was your third question?"

In a market there was a shop where brains were sold. a man asked the rates and the shopkeeper replied all have different rates. he asked "ok tell me ", shopkeeper replied,"this is a hindu brain for 500 rs, this is a muslim brains for 500 rs", and then the person asked that one in the showcase, the shopkeeper replied thats a sardars brain for 5 lac, he said, "why is it so expensive ", shopkeeper replied "cause it has never been used".