Ravan Jokes

Ravan: Bhiksha de do?

Lady: Ye lo.

Ravan: Rekha par karo. (lady crossed the line)

Ravan: Ha, ha, ha, mahi bhikshuk nahi, Ravan hoin.

Lady: Main v Sita nahi, Rakhi Sawant hoin.

What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM can't?. . . . . .
A: Group discussion when he is alone.

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!
why.....??



" Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!