Sawant Jokes

Ravan: Bhiksha de do?

Lady: Ye lo.

Ravan: Rekha par karo. (lady crossed the line)

Ravan: Ha, ha, ha, mahi bhikshuk nahi, Ravan hoin.

Lady: Main v Sita nahi, Rakhi Sawant hoin.

Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho? ”

Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!! “