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The rabbi is speaking to his lower East Side congregation and he says, "with Hashem's help we shall walk but first, we must crawl." The congregation replies to the Rebbe with exclamations of "ahmein Rabbi, im yirtze Hashem we shall crawl."
The rabbi then says, "and soon, we will run but before we can run, with Hashem's help, we must firts walk. Again, the pious members of the minyan all reply, "im yirtze Hashem, we shall walk."
The rabbi then works himself into a rhetorical frenzy as he exclaims, and we shall reach the promised land. Hashem shall provide but first we must run. The ecstatic congregation gleefully shouts back ahmein rabbi, we shall run. Im yirtze Hashem, we shall run."
The rabbi concludes his sermon by stating, "and we will reach that promised land if you dig deep into your hearts and checkbooks and make a generous pledge to the building fund!!" The congregation then replies, crawl Rabbi, crawl. I'm yirtze more...
Once, Santa And Banta Came Home After An Exausting Day. They Reached The Multistoried Building With Their House On The 100th Floor. Santa(On The 25th Floor): Banta, We Forgot Something.
Banta: What?
Santa: Wait Till The 25th Floor.
They Reach The 25th Floor Banta(Panting): Now Tell Me.
Santa: Let's Reach Our Home First Banta(On The Door Of Their Home): Now Tell
Santa: We Left The Key Of The Door At The Reception On The 1st Floor
Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies.
One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM).
The other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past Half-hour?
SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to have his way us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start walking faster.
SM: It is not working.
SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to do. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us.
They did split up. The man decided to follow Sister more...
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The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson
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The earlier name of Sri Lanka was Ceylon
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The UNO was formed in the year 1945
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UNO stands for United Nations Organisation
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The independence day of South Korea is celebrated on 15th August
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'Last Judgement'was the first painting of an Italian painter named Michelangelo
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'Paradise Regained' was written by John Milton
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The first President of Egypt was Mohammed Nequib
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The first man to reach North Pole was Rear Admiral Peary
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The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guernica
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The primary producer of newsprint in the world is Canada
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The first explorer to reach the South Pole was Cap. Ronald Amundson
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The person who is called the father of modern Italy is Giuseppe Garibaldi
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World literacy day is celebrated on 8th September
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The founder of modern Germany is Bismarck
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The country more...
These 2 nuns went out the convent to sell cookies. One of them is
known as
Sister Mathematical (S. M.), the other is known as Sister Logical (S. L.). It
is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
S. L.: Have you noticed a man that has been following us for the past half
hour?
S. M.: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
S. L.: It's logical. It's logical. He wants to rape us.
S. M.: Oh, no! At this pace he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.
What
can we do?
S. L.: The only logical thing to do of course. We have to start walking
faster.
S. M.: It is not working.
S. L.: Of course it is not working. The man did the only logical thing to do.
He also started to walk faster.
S. M.: So, what shall we do? At this pace, he will reach us in less than 1
minute.
S. L.: The only logical thing we can do is to split. You go that way and I
will go this way. He cannot follow both of more...
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