Refridgerator Jokes

there was a white man living in a house with a black srevant.the white man always tell the black man that in other to make his pronounciations clear, he should not add the letters like h when pronouncing the word heat and shouldnt add h in here. the white man was one day returning from the u.s. and was very hungry. he called the black man on a phone and told him to heat the food in the refridgerator so that when he reach the house he can get something to satisfy his hunger. the black man on hering heat the food therefore removed the h so the remaining letters were eat the food in the refregerator and he ate all the food the the refridgerator.

what is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridg dont fart when you pull the meat out.

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a' professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult. 1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator? ****Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door. * 2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator? ****Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. * 3)The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend? ****Answer: The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator. * 4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it? ****Answer: You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart person’ by your friends.
You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.
1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator?
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Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.
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2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator?
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Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
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3)The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend?
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Answer: The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator.
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4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it?
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Answer: You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a' professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult. 1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator? * * * * Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door. * 2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator? * * * * Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. * 3)The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend? * * * * Answer:The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator. * 4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it? * * * * Answer:You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.