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A police officer pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and registration please?" the officer asked.
"What's the problem, officer?"
"Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me."
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a full and complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir."
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a full and complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and registration."
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll more...

A man was driving down the street when he got pulled over for speeding..here's how the conversation went:
Police officer: May I see your license?
Man: I dont have one I got it taken away when i had my 5th DUI...
Police officer: May I see your registration?
Man: Dont have it...' Cars stolen...
Police officer: STOLEN!?
Man: yeah, come to think of it, i think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there..
Police officer: There's a gun?
Man: that's where I put it after i shot the man in the trunk.
The police officer was disgusted, and called for back up... When the Deputy got there..this is what happened
Deputy: Can I see your license?
Man: Sure
(the license was valid)
Deputy: Registration?
Man: Right here..
(the car was his)
Deputy: Can you please open your glove box?
Man: Sure
(There was nothing in there)
Deputy: and your trunk..
(there was nothing in the trunk)
Deputy: more...

A police officer pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign.

"May I see your driver's license and registration please?"

"What's the problem, officer?"

"Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

"Oh, come on, pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me."

"Nevertheless, sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."

"You gotta be kidding me!"

"It's no joke, sir."

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within 20 miles, and proceeded with caution."

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and - "

"You've got a lot of time on your hands, pal! What's the matter, all the doughnut shops more...

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drunk driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting worried. "You what!?"
"She's in the trunk if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, more...

A man is driving down the road and a cop pulls him over. The cop asks to see his liscense and registration. The man hands the cop the registration of the vehicle and says "you guys already have my license, you haven't given it back yet"

There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the cop asks," can I see your license and registrationplease!"The blonde responds, "license and registration what is that?" The cop respnds," you will find your license in your purse andregistration in your glove compartment." The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car, and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies,"this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?" The cop replies,"yes it is." The dispatcher says, "go back to her car and drop yourpants." The cop responds back,"I cant do that!" The dispatcher says, "trustme, just do it!" then the cop replies,"ok whatever you say!"So he walks back to her car, and drops his pants. The blonde turnsaround and says, "oh no, not another breathalizer test!"

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me... could I see your drivers license...?"
"...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.
"Registration... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute..." said the cop and walked back to his car.
The officer phoned into the more...