Reindeers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do the female reindeers do when the male reindeers go out with Santa on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town and blow a few bucks.
What do they call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph
Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog.
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph
Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
Positive Thinking for Christmas
Lately there's been a lot of negative images and about Christmas conjured up. Usually it's from TV, movies, books, and the Internet. This makes for a sad, dreary Christmas, just the opposite, as what it should be. To cheer up the dreariness, caused by these negatives, the following list should be used. First is listed the negative idea or image. Then is the positive thinking needed to replace those negatives. So with positive thinking everyone will have a Joyous and Happy Christmas Season.
1. Negative
On TV and in movies Santa Claus shown as a drunk being hauled of to jail.
Positive
Think of how easy it is to get a bicycle, instead of your usual lump of coal, by mugging Santa.
2. Negative
How Santa might not get to your house before morning, because of a blizzard.
Positive
How fast the sled and reindeer can fly with a 60 mile per hour tail wind.
3. Negative
Elfs going on strike and there are no toys in the more...