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A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in
Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the
practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on
Independence Day.

Here's his dynamite speech:

Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Childrens

"This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my
speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school
more fastly, but for the following reason.

Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre
compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on
station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also
rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great
difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the
station
master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.

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