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The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to
say. "Things don't look good." The only chance is a brain transplant. This
is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains
are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the
men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But
the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in
price between male brains and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.
"Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually
been used."

WOMEN'S BRAINS COST LESS...

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.' Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant.

This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.'

'Well, how much does a brain cost?' asked the relatives.' For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000.'

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked,' Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?'

'A standard pricing practice,' said the head of the team,' women's brains have to be marked down because they are used.'

You might be a Malayali..........
If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin's wedding.
If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and playfootball, all while wearing a lungi tied halfmast, Malayali status!
If your late father left you a part of an old house as your inheritance, and you turned it into a "chaya kada" yes you're a Malayali.
If you have more than 5 relatives working in Gulf, Big Time Malayali..
If you have the words "Chinchu Mol + Jinchu Mol" written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malaayli.
If you refer to your husband as kettiyon; ithiyan, pillerude appan, guess what? You're a Central Travancore Syrian Christian Malayali.
If you have a tamilian parked in front of your house every more...

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jackasses, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

It's the week after Christmas,
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak!
It's nice to see the relatives -
I wonder when they'll leave.
They've been camping in my bathroom
Since early Christmas Eve.
They're eating everything in sight
And sleeping in my bed.
I'm sacked out in the basement
With a blanket o'er my head.
Now the relatives have all gone out
And left their screaming brats,
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
And I can't find the cat.
It's Christmastime at my house,
The family is all here.
They eat me out of house and home,
And drink up all my beer.
My mother-in-law is snoring
In my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
And tinseling her hair.
I oughta wake her up
Before the fireworks begin,
But I wanna see the sparks fly
When they plug her in.
Now the kids are in a more...

A couple drove down the river. Just after a square goats and pigs passing by.

Wife: Relatives of yours.

Husband: Yes in Laws.

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialist had to say.
'Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.'
'Well, how much does a brain cost?' asked the relatives.
'For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000.'
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked,
'Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?'
'A standard pricing practice,' said the head of the team. 'Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used.'