Relatives Jokes / Recent Jokes
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
A patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500, 000. For a female brain, $200, 000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to looked shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price betweem male and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice." said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have been used."
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?A: The vegetable garden.
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white... Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle... Day Gogh His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst... E Gogh The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van... more...
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white... Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle... Day Gogh His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst... E Gogh The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van... Winnie Bay Gogh