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ALBERT Einstein's favourite story concerned himself. In a certain debating society, the subject of relativity came up: One member took it upon himself to elucidate the all-absorbing scientific theory. He explained, propounded and examined the subject for an hour. When he had finished, from sheer exhaustion, a listener spoke up.

'You know, after listening to you, I think you are really greater than Einstein himself. According to statistics, only twelve men in the whole world understand Einstein - but nobody understands you.'

Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.
Relativity is like an erection - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

Don't try to understand the theory of relativity. Relativity is like an erection - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

I heard that in relativity theory space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.