Renew Jokes

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are going to renew their marriage vows. She wants to show the world they are happily married and he wants to win a bet.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?
A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!

My wife wanted to renew our vows. I told her I don't want to make the same mistake twice.