Replyed Jokes

There is three girls who are dead and they're waiting to get into heaven. Well the man at the gates said, " there was a shootout down on thirty fourth street and we have to send a few people down to he**.Plus, you girls' records are toooooooo clean, if you can go back to earth and do the worst thing possible in 6 hours, i will let all of you in." with that they were sent back down to earth and they only had 5 hrs and 55 min to do the worst thing possible. The first girl robbed the bank on 33rd street and the second girl killed her father. when they went back up to heaven the man asked them what they did the first girl replyed, " i robbed the bank on 33rd street." so he let her drink the holy water and go into heaven. Next he asked the second girl what she did and she replyed, "i killed my father." The man was blown away but he let her drink the water and go into heaven. Last he asked the remaining girl what she did and she said, "I peed in the holy more...

Three ducks were in court. The first duck was called up for questioning. The judge said "NAME" and the duck replyed "Quack". Then the judge said "What were you doing?" and the duck replyed "I was blowing bubbles". The judge then said "I cant see any problem with that. OK NEXT". So the next duck came to the stand "NAME" and the duck agen replyed "Quack. The judge again said "What were you doing?" and the duck replyed "I was blowing bubbles. The judge then agreed that there wasnt a problem and shouted next. The duck climbed to the stand. The judge said name and the duck said "Bubbles"!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead we sitting down at lunch one day discussing their pregnancies. The brunette looks to the blonde and redhead and says I already know what im goin to have. The blonde asked her how she knew, and the brunette replyed that her husband was the very dominate one so she knew that she was going to have a girl. The redhead then looks to the blonde and brunette and says well then I know what im going to have. The blonde stunned asked her to how she knew, and the redhead replyed that she was the one on top being very dominate there for she was going to have a boy. All of a sudden the blonde started bawling and the brunette and redhead were very confused. Feeling sympathetic the redhead asked her what was the matter and the blonde looks to them and says, Im going to have a litter!