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A man received an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs only one dollar. He jumped at the offer and headed off for the weekend.
He arrived, played a round of golf, and it cost him one dollar. That evening, he went for dinner and it cost him another dollar. Even his room was only one dollar a day. The following day, before checking out, he headed out to play one last round. On the way, he stopped by the pro shop and charged a sleeve of three balls to his room.
Standing at the check out desk, he looked at his bill and saw:
Golf: $2.00
Dinner: $1.00
Room: $1.00
Sleeve of Golf Balls: $3000.00
He was outraged!
He called the managed over and exclaimed, "What is this all about? Everything is supposed to cost one dollar and you charged me three thousand dollars for three golf balls!"
"I'm sorry, sir," replied the manager, "obviously you failed to read the fine print in our promotional brochure. That is what our more...