Retard Jokes / Recent Jokes

nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

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1. Heroic dog drags problem child back into burning building.
2. Solar eclipse – Public says affirmative action taken overboard.
3. Half bodied lady rolls to Zimbabwe for free water.
4. Dead fish threat in sushi shop.
5. Heroic police officer risks life and limb rearming bomb in Mugabe's suit.
6. Food poisoning caused by raw sushi.
7. Solar eclipse canceled due to full schedule.
8. Gay cow rapes sheep… twice.
9. Cow turns out to be Australian in cow costume.
10. Retard knocked over by parked car.
11. New Zealand man re-united with sheep father.
12. Retard turned fugitive after failed suicide.
13. Happy- unhappy.
14. Baby carrot run over, Doctors fear he could be a vegetable.
15. AIDS aids elderly man, adds seven years to life.
16. Sleeping man died on the job.
17. Iraq! The bomb to be.
18. Miracle leper goes missing after hot water turns to soup.
19. Man loses only left foot.
20. Baby goes more...

Q: How do you get a retard to commit suicide?
A: Put a knife in his hand and ask him “Who’s Special? ”

well can i say that your a retard haha! funny joke!!

A girl walks up to a retarded boy named Bubba and says to him, "Bubba, come to my house tonight." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies, "I'll tell my momma on you." So Bubba goes to her house that night. The girl meets him at the front door and says, " Bubba, go upstairs to my room." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he goes up to her room. She meets him there and says to him, "Bubba, get undressed and lie on you back on my bed." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he does what she said. She gets undressed and tells him, "Bubba, let me get on top of you." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he lets her get on top of him. About 10 minutes later and a few position changes, the mom gets home and sees Bubba on her more...