Richards Jokes / Recent Jokes

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mel Gibson says he feels bad for Michael Richards, caught on tape launching a racist tirade against some African-American hecklers. Mel told the magazine, "I felt like sending Michael Richards a note." And the note would read, “Don’t forget the yids.”

Mel goes on to say of Richards, “They'll probably torture him for a while and then let him go.” I guess now he thinks the Jews run Guantanamo, too.

"Man, it don't matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero."

Viv Richards to Sunil Gavaskar at Madras 1983.

Gavaskar had decided to come in at no 4 for that test. But Malcolm Marshall got Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, Gavaskar had to walk in at 0/2. Gavaskar made 236*

jeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
kabze mein hai. ......

Keith Richards underwent brain surgery on Monday to remove a blood clot. Richards is not expected to recover to full mental capacity-just to what he had before.

Derrick L. Richards, 28, was charged in April in Minneapolis with third-degree murder in the death of his beloved cousin, Kenneth E. Richards. According to police, Derrick suggested a game of Russian roulette and put a semiautomatic pistol to Ken's head instead of a revolver.

MOSCOW, RUSSIA - A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof vest to see if it protected him against the knife..... It didn't and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound. Isn't it good to see the Russians getting into the spirit of the awards.

Apparently, in Brazil, 3 people were flying in a plane at low altitude, when another plane approached. For a lark, they decided to "moon" the other plane. Somehow, in the execution of this maneuver, they lost control of the plane and crashed. They were all found dead with their pants around their ankles.

In an Inuit village, a young man was searching for a way of getting more...

Hecklers Settle Their Case Against Michael Richards
Richards to Pay an Undisclosed Amount of Bling

Ajit: Maikal, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Maikal: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Maikal: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai. ......