Riddle Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
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Q: What do you call it when you're waiting in line for raw fish?
A: A sushi queue.
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Editor's Note: The younger set in the ofice told me that calling this a Rolling Stones joke would be too obscure. Way to make a guy feel old...
Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box
Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind.
Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common.
A: They both go in and out of Victoria
Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They've both been screwed by David Beckham.
Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he's the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
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Q. What's the right planting depth for' Mother-in-law's Tongue'?
A. 6 feet.
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night??
A: Hanson.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
Q: Why is a woman like a dog turd?
A: The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
Q: How does a woman know that she is overweight?
A: She's lying at the beach and people from Greenpeace try to push her back into the sea.
Q: How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner??
A: Why the hell should we fix it, we don't use the damn thing!
What does a gay frog sound like?
"RUBIT"
What does a japenese artist sound like when he sneezes?
"HI-CUE"
WHY do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair"