"Some really dirty Riddles" joke

Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night??
A: Hanson.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q: What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.

Q: Why is a woman like a dog turd?
A: The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.

Q: How does a woman know that she is overweight?
A: She's lying at the beach and people from Greenpeace try to push her back into the sea.

Q: How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner??
A: Why the hell should we fix it, we don't use the damn thing!