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Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act.
Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsey ride!
Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.
Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act.Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, "Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?"Daddy was relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, he agrees.Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle. The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again. He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.
2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.
3. Bicycles don't have parents.
4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.
6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.
7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.
9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Suprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works more...

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3. Bicycles don't have parents.4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.11. You'll never hear, "Suprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have more...

1689--Spanish-German explorer Santa Claus discovers the North Pole, and establishes a small base camp.
1691--Because of harsh and meager living conditions, Claus' crew abandons him.
1692--Claus is rescued by the Viking ship Hvorfor. He returns to Europe, bringing some items along with him from the North Pole. He finds he is able to sell them quite easily, making a small profit.
1703--Claus saves up enough money to buy a small ship and crew, and returns to the North Pole. Upon arriving, he finds his base camp, half-buried but still intact.
1704--Claus returns to Europe with a shipload of North Pole artifacts, and is successful in selling them. He makes enough profit to increase his crew, and buys building materials to expand his polar base.
1705--Claus returns again to the North Pole, and builds quarters for him and his crew, and sets up the Polar Exports Company.
1716--After six shiploads of exports, the European market is flooded with polar artifacts, as more...