Rivals Jokes

Brown and Robinson were two old men who were fierce rivals at cricket. One day, they decided to see who was the better player by having a game between them selves. Brown laboured for an hour to score twelve runs, but was bowled by the only straight ball he received. Both men were exhausted, and Robinson decided that he was too tired to bat and made for the pavilion, even though Brown had only to bowl at the empty wicket and break it to win.

As he lay slumped in the pavilion, an amused on looker strolled in and said,' Congratulations.'

'What do you mean?' said Robinson.

'Haven't you heard?' said the spectator.' Brown bowled thirteen wides!'

Brown and Robinson were two old bowlers who were fierce rivals at cricket. One day, they decided to see who was the better player by having a game between themselves. Brown laboured for an hour to score twelve runs, but was bowled by the only straight ball he received. Both men were exhausted, and Robinson decided that he was too tired to bat and made for the pavilion, even though Brown had only to bowl at the empty wicket and break it to win.

As he lay slumped in the pavilion, an amused on looker strolled in and said,' Congratulations.'

'What do you mean?' said Robinson.

'Haven't you heard?' said the spectator.' Brown bowled thirteen wides!'

Two rivals over a lady met and had the following dialogue: First man: I would have married her if not what she said. Second man: what did she say? First man: she said no

There were two men who were rivals in everything they did - tennis, golf, swimming, everything. One day they decide to go skydiving together. High up over the earth, they jump out of a plane. After falling for about half a mile, the first man pulls the cord on his parachute, but his parachute doesn't open. His backup chute doesn't open either. The second man sees his friend falling to earth. He tears off both his parachutes and shouts, "So you want to race, huh? Okay, let's race!"