Rivka Jokes / Recent Jokes
Vive la differance
Mrs. Levy was talking to her neighbour. "Oy, my daughter-in-law is just so lazy! She sleeps until after ten o`clock every single morning! My poor son, Solomon, wakes up at the crack of dawn and has to make his own breakfast. The house she won`t clean; she made my Solomon get her a maid so she wouldn`t have to lift a finger. Then, when he comes home after a long, hard day at work, Solomon has to make dinner because she can`t be bothered even with that!"
The neighbour sighs and asks, "Nu...and how is your daughter?"
"Oh, now my daughter Rivka has an absolute gem of a husband. He insists my Rivka pamper herself by sleeping late in the morning; he hired help so she shouldn`t have to work so hard, and he even comes home from work and tells her to relax while he takes care of dinner!"