Robust Jokes

TWO colleagues in the department were opposite in shape, size and strength. While one was puny, frail and weak, the other was robust, healthy and strong.
One day, during tea break, the healthy one hugged the lean fellow rather forcefully, which resulted in his three ribs getting fractured. The robust one and his wife visited the hospitalised friend in the evening and enquired about his health. The lean one jokingly asked his friend's wife how she was coping up with the bear-hugs of her husband. Before the lady or her husband could respond, a common friend, who happened to be present, gave the following explanation:
'God has fitted her with pressure pads to protect her rib cage.'

Dick Cheney said that the US doesn't "torture," but that we have a "robust interrogation program."
Your honor, I didn't "rape" her, we just had a "robust exchange of fluids."

Just look at me," declared the robust oldtimer. "I don't smoke, drink or chase women and tomorrow I'll celebrate my eightieth birthday."

"You will?" asked a curious friend. "How?"