Rochel Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day, Chaim was walking down the street when who did he see driving a brand new Chevrolet? Moishe. Moishe pulled up to him with a wide
smile.
"Moishe, where did you get that car?" Chaim asked.
"Rochel gave it to me."
"She gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on you, but this?"
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on county road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Rochel pulled off the road into the woods. She parked, got out of the car, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Moishe take whatever you want.' So I took the car."
"Moishe, you're a smart man, them clothes never would have fit you."

Moishe mit Rochel's car Vun day,
Chaim vas valking down da street ven who did he see
driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Moishe!!
Moishe pulled up to him vit a big vide smile.
"So... Moishe, vere did you get dat big fancy car?"
Chaim asked.
"Rochel gave it to me"
She gave it to you? "Rochel gave you a car?" I knew she
vaz sveet on you, but dis?"
"Vell, let me tell you vot happened. Ve vos driving out
on county road 6, in da middle of novere.
Rochel pulled off da road into da woods. She parked, got
out of da car, trew off all of her clothes and said
'Moishe take vatever you vant.
"...Sooooo, I took da car"."
"Moishe, your a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit
ya."