"Joys of Jewish" joke

One day, Chaim was walking down the street when who did he see driving a brand new Chevrolet? Moishe. Moishe pulled up to him with a wide
smile.
"Moishe, where did you get that car?" Chaim asked.
"Rochel gave it to me."
"She gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on you, but this?"
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on county road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Rochel pulled off the road into the woods. She parked, got out of the car, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Moishe take whatever you want.' So I took the car."
"Moishe, you're a smart man, them clothes never would have fit you."

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