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31. Dye all your underwear lime green.

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32. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, more...

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33. Buy three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.

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34. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.

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35. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due).

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"It was awful!" answered the roommate. "The guy showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a really expensive car! What's so awful about that?" she asked.
"He was the original owner!" groaned the roommate.