Roommate Jokes / Recent Jokes

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36. Leave a marble in your roommate's bed every day.

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37. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.

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38. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.

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39. Paint your half of the room black.

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4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.

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40. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative.

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41. Shave one eyebrow.