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The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
The dog can get on the old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep
with the humans on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

Dog Rules...1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal. These have been known as "restrooms," "bathrooms," "outhouses," "commodes," "men's rooms," and several other names. As with any exclusive organization, wholly half the human race aren't allowed through the door, and a number of exceedingly complicated customs have arisen to maintain a sense of order and dignity. General rules: 1. Don't talk to somebody you don't know. You may chat quietly with an acquaintance, but must absolutely not call attention to yourself. 2. A quick glance in the mirror is permissible, but absolutely don't spend a significant time arranging hair, clothing, etc. Zit popping is only permissible after checking to see nobody else is around. 3. No profanity of any kind. This is reserved for locker rooms, only. 4. If you must wait, form a single-file line, ragged, and be sure to keep more...

The dog is not allowed in the house.
OK. the dog is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
The dog can get on the old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
OK, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the cover by invitation only.
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

Three Kids Were Playing. When The Conversation Began- First Kid: Oh God, I Want A Room Full Of Toys.
Second Kid: I Want A Room Full Of Chocolates.
Third Kid: Oh God, Please Grant The Keys Of Both These Rooms.

A guy dies and is sent to Hell where Satan meets him. Satan shows him the doors to three rooms and tells him that he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.
Satan opens the door to the first room. In the room, the guy sees people standing in manure up to their necks. "No, not this one. Show me the next room," the guy says.
Satan takes him to the second room and opens the door. Inside the room are people standing in manure up to their noses. "Definitely not this one," says the guy.
Satan then takes him to the third room and opens the door. This time the guy sees people sitting at tables, with manure up to their knees, enjoying tea and cookies.
Thinking this was obviously the best choice of the three rooms, the guy tells Satan that this is the room he chooses. He enters the room and finds a seat at one of the tables as Satan closes the door.
Two seconds later, Satan opens the door and says, "OK, people, teatime's over. Back on your more...

This guy dies and is sent to Hell.
Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and
says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room". Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again. Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes. So the guy says, "I`ll choose this room". Satan says O. K. The guys
is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O. K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"