"Three Rooms" joke
A guy dies and is sent to Hell where Satan meets him. Satan shows him the doors to three rooms and tells him that he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.
Satan opens the door to the first room. In the room, the guy sees people standing in manure up to their necks. "No, not this one. Show me the next room," the guy says.
Satan takes him to the second room and opens the door. Inside the room are people standing in manure up to their noses. "Definitely not this one," says the guy.
Satan then takes him to the third room and opens the door. This time the guy sees people sitting at tables, with manure up to their knees, enjoying tea and cookies.
Thinking this was obviously the best choice of the three rooms, the guy tells Satan that this is the room he chooses. He enters the room and finds a seat at one of the tables as Satan closes the door.
Two seconds later, Satan opens the door and says, "OK, people, teatime's over. Back on your heads!"
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