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3 guys are walking down the street when it starts to rain they decide to take shelter in a hotel for the night. The first guy walks into a hotel and askes for a room the hotel manager says "we have no rooms left but you can sleep in the shed but it has a baby in it" the man takes it. The second man walks a bit further to the next hotel ans askes for a room the manager replies " we have no rooms left but you can sleep in the barn but it has someones baby in it. The man takes it. The third guy walks in to the next hotel and askes for a room the manager replies "Ww have no rooms left but you can sleep in the attic but it has 18 ladies i it" The man takes it. The next day the manager goes to the first guy and asks how did u sleep he says "I slept like a log" The second manager asks the next bloke how did u sleep he replied "I seleeped like a baby" The third hotel manager goes into the third guy and asks how did you sleep he replies with more...

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.

1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.

2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there.

3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.

4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.

5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play more...

Two dwarfs are sitting in a bar talking about women and beer when a couple of prostitutes stide up to them.
"Like any buisness tonight?"
They ask, making sure their ample clevages are showing.
"Ay! Allright" Of course obviously they are scottish...
"Just so happens we have two rooms in the hotel accross road" The first dwarf, 'Malcolm' says.
They cross the road and go up to their hotel rooms which are situated next to each other. Dwarf number 2 'Jimmy' as he likes to be called sits on the bed with his partner for the night.
"Ahhh....has been a long time since I have enjoyed such a woman as yourself" Jimmy tells his new found friend. But to his disgust he has great problems trying to get "lil' Jimmy" to cooperate... To make the situation worse he can hear Malcolm in the next room....
"ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! MMMWWAWWAAAAA!!" Obviously he is having far greater success... In fact at this point in time more...

A woman appeared in front of Satan at the gates of hell.
"Oh, I know *you*" he said. "You're that wench who tempted all those men in room 1 into adultery."
"That's me," the lass said with a sway of her hips.
"Look," said Satan, "You're obviously a beautiful young woman. What are you doing here so soon?"
"Well, it's a sad story. You see, one of the unlucky wives caught me in bed with her husband. She pulled out a gun and aimed for him and hit me instead."
"How unfortunate. Seeing as how you've given obvious pleasure to many people and were deprived of continuing this noble pursuit by accident, I'll give you a choice of three rooms to spend eternity."
In the first room were countless criminals, hung by their thumbs.
"Let's see the second room."
The second room was even worse, countless lawyers hung by their toes.
"Please let me see the third room!"
She more...