Roshan Jokes / Recent Jokes

One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can
be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script
or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process.

- Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)


I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow
anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.
- Manisha Koirala (Actress)



Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a
mimicry artist.
- Rani Mukherjee (Actress)


It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions.
- Aishwarya Rai (Actress)


Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to
assume that I have no morals?
- Preity Zinta (Actress)


I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me.
- Hrithik more...

One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can
be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script
or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process.
- Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)


I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow
anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.
- Manisha Koirala (Actress)


Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a
mimicry artist.
- Rani Mukherjee (Actress)


It`s strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he`s approached me for all his home productions.
- Aishwarya Rai (Actress)


Just because I`m an actress, why should anyone dare to
assume that I have no morals?
- Preity Zinta (Actress)


I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me.
- Hrithik Roshan (Actor)

One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process. - Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)
I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress. - Manisha Koirala (Actress)
Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a mimicry artist. - Rani Mukherjee (Actress)
It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions. - Aishwarya Rai (Actress)
Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to assume that I have no morals? - Preity Zinta (Actress)
I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me. - Hrithik Roshan (Actor)

ROSHAN was fifteen minutes late for the class. His teacher demanded an explanation.' Sir, I had a lovely dream. I was visiting countries of Europe and seeing beautiful places. It was only when my plane landed in India that I woke up with a start and discovered I had got late for school.'
Just then another boy, Mohan, came in.' And why are you late?' asked the teacher angrily.
'Sir/ he replied,' I had to go to Palam airport to receive Roshan.'