Actress Jokes

One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can
be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script
or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process.

- Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)


I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow
anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.
- Manisha Koirala (Actress)



Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a
mimicry artist.
- Rani Mukherjee (Actress)


It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions.
- Aishwarya Rai (Actress)


Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to
assume that I have no morals?
- Preity Zinta (Actress)


I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me.
- Hrithik more...

At the beginning of term, we were supposed to portray what we learned during holidays by acting in a play for the school. Here I was known as the best actress in class so I was given the role of a secondary student who goes out with a rich man's reckless son.
During the rehearsals, everything went perfect until the real day on stage.
Acting pregnant with clothes stuffed in my dress, I begged the rich man's son not to leave me in such a condition when suddenly my BABY fell out of the TUMMY...
I was so embarrassed as the whole school burst out laughing hysterically. But with talent, I knelt down n cried that silence fell upon their heads thinking it was part of the play...
I was still voted the best.

The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day that she had been selling her body at a hundred dollars a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her, hadn't dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable. He approached her, told her how much she turned him on, and how much he wanted to make it with her.
She agreed to spend the night with him, but said he would have to pay her the same hundred dollars that the other customers did. He scratched his head, considered it, and then asked, "Don't I even get my agent's ten percent as a deduction?"
"No siree," she said. "If you want it, you're going to have to pay full price for it, just like the other Johns."
The agent didn't like that at all, but he agreed.
That night, she came to his apartment after her performance at a local night club. The agent did her at midnight, after turning out all the lights.
At 1 A.M., she was awakened again. Again she was vigorously done. In a little more...

One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can
be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script
or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process.
- Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)


I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow
anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.
- Manisha Koirala (Actress)


Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a
mimicry artist.
- Rani Mukherjee (Actress)


It`s strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he`s approached me for all his home productions.
- Aishwarya Rai (Actress)


Just because I`m an actress, why should anyone dare to
assume that I have no morals?
- Preity Zinta (Actress)


I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me.
- Hrithik Roshan (Actor)

One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process. - Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)
I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress. - Manisha Koirala (Actress)
Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a mimicry artist. - Rani Mukherjee (Actress)
It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions. - Aishwarya Rai (Actress)
Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to assume that I have no morals? - Preity Zinta (Actress)
I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me. - Hrithik Roshan (Actor)