Actress Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Director said to the actress: "You have to jump from 100 feet into a swimming pool."
Actress: "But I dont know how to swim."
Director: "I know, that's why I removed all the water from the swimming pool."
One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can
be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script
or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process.
- Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)
I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow
anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.
- Manisha Koirala (Actress)
Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a
mimicry artist.
- Rani Mukherjee (Actress)
It`s strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he`s approached me for all his home productions.
- Aishwarya Rai (Actress)
Just because I`m an actress, why should anyone dare to
assume that I have no morals?
- Preity Zinta (Actress)
I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me.
- Hrithik Roshan (Actor)
Do you really think I can be a star?" cooed the young actress, snuggling closer to the famous producer. "I certainly do," replied the showman. "You're already starting to make it big."
Morris the agent of a beautiful actress discovered one day that the actress had been selling her body for 100 dollars a night.
The agent, who had long lusted after her, hadn't dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable.
He approached her, told her how much she turned him on, and how much he wanted to make it with her.
She agreed to spend the night with him but said that he would have to pay her the same 100 dollars that the other customers did.
He scratched his head, considered it, and then Morris asked, "Don't I even get my agent's 10% as a deduction?"
"No, siree," she said. "If you want it, you're going to have to pay full price for it just like the other Johns."
Morris the agent didn't like that at all, but he agreed.
That night, she came to his apartment after her performance at a local nightclub. The agent made love to her at midnight, after turning out all the more...
One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process. - Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)
I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress. - Manisha Koirala (Actress)
Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a mimicry artist. - Rani Mukherjee (Actress)
It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions. - Aishwarya Rai (Actress)
Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to assume that I have no morals? - Preity Zinta (Actress)
I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me. - Hrithik Roshan (Actor)
The Oscars are here! The Oscars are here!
The single greatest night of year is coming, and that means it's time for me to tell you who will win! I'm good, you know it. Last year, I told you James Coburn would win, and you all laughed, and he won. WHY DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Many of you cling to the belief that the Oscar goes to the most deserving nominee. Get over yourself. Oscars have nothing to do with talent and everything to do with marketing. With that in mind, here is the list of who will win.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR OK, everyone loved the little kid in Sixth Sense. But the last time the Academy gave an award to a damn kid (Anna Paquin from The Piano) she vanished off the face of the Earth to concentrate on a spelling bee. Face it, they ain't gonna give an award to anyone who still worships the Power Rangers. How about Michael Clarke Duncan from The Green Mile? Too tall. Jude Law? Forget it, his name's Jude.
There are really only two possible more...
The British actress was voted Sexiest Woman over 60. The polls closed at 4:00 p.m. so all voters will make it to the early bird special.